Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."