What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit