What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.