What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
Patty-OFurniture
Being up to your nuts in cider.
He nuts and bolts.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Pay him for the pizza
It's beer pressure.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
For planning high trees, son.
With a hypotenuse.
Crabs on your organ.
The Eng gland.
A grudge.
Paddy O'Furniture
