What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
A Rastapartying
He nuts and bolts.
The pistachio.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Counterfitz
Patio Furniture.
Patio Furniture
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Zikachu
A grudge.
A bargain
Polaroids.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Cars.
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
