Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.