What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.