Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.