Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.