What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!