What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.