What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli