What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.