What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!