Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank