Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank