What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!