What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.