What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.