What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave