How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!"

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".