How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.