What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.