How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.