How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.