What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.