What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball?

She didn't say anything, she just gagged.

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)