Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)