Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve