Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't your balls like being chomped on?

It makes them a bit teste.

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve