What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.