What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever