What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.