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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
She choked.
She kept running away from the ball
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A woman in her place...
Miscarriage
She should play the lottery too !
cough* *cough*
Cause she ran away from the ball
You see a woman learn her place.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She always ran away from the ball
She kept running from the ball.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Because she ran away from the ball!
She kept running away from the ball.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
makes choking sounds*
Her coach was a pumpkin
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
He starts coffin...
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
pumpkin
Pumpkin
Putin on the Ritz.
Its the only place she can get love.
Stroganoff
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
They'll B flat
She didn't say anything, she just gagged.
Kick him in the balls
Too Mennonite
Hard cheese.
It hasnt been tested on mice.