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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
She choked.
She kept running away from the ball
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A woman in her place...
Miscarriage
She should play the lottery too !
cough* *cough*
Cause she ran away from the ball
You see a woman learn her place.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She always ran away from the ball
She kept running from the ball.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Because she ran away from the ball!
She kept running away from the ball.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
makes choking sounds*
Her coach was a pumpkin
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
She soldered on.
They're not infallible
She peed her pants (read out loud)
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
He kept getting pyro-technicalities.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Christopher Sitten
polar-oids
On the Din-ternet.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
