Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.