Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.