Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.