How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

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Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

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How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.