Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Give him test tickles.

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because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.