Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.