Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes