What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.