What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.