What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins