What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna