What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)