What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few