What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.