What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.