What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

Why was the black person sad?

Police Brutality