What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.