What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.