What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Coles

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They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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Quit Russian.

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Pull down its genes.

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They have 3 long strong legs.

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.