What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.