What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.