What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.