Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Suffocate Jokes More Suffocate Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin