What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin