What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

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What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin