What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.