What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.