Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Stupid.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
A dogtor.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
because K-10 is for cats.