Because they would crack each other up.
Because they have running yolks.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
An asphalt
A guide to aging.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
It cracked.