How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.