How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.