Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.