What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?