What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath