What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.