What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days