What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!