What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

removed

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May