What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!