How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor