How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.