Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.