Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.