Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.