Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.