Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender