Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk