What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Invite two of them.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.