What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Because it was two tired...

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify